Joke on Gates (I heard but modified)
A chemist, a mechanical
engineer, a preacher, a lawyer and Gates went to a Florida prison to teach how to help the prisoners. The
car did not move. The chemist thought it was the gas. The engineer
thought it must be the engine. The preacher asked the group to pray. The
lawyer took the picture and prepared to sue the car maker.
Gates said, "Let's turn off the engine, get off the car and come back again to start the car". It works every time.
One told me the joke did not work for him. If you feel the same, he is right. Otherwise he has to check into the closest clinic to see what's wrong with him