After quitting my job and working in my investment, I pressed 911 my mistake due to "9" to get to the outside line, "1" for most calls these days and "1" by holding the key too long.
I had two police cruisers in my
driveway in less than 2 minutes. The big policemen all had Dunk'in
donuts in the cruisers and they must have nothing better to do in my quiet town.