Sunday, November 15, 2009

Silly equations

#1. corruption = wealthy folks wo power + powerful folks wo wealth.


#2 This one measures how successful a man is.

success = quantity of women you have * their avg. quality / avg. age
(for male)

success = how much money your husband has
(for female, sorry ladies)

In the old days, women were treated as property in China. Hope it is no longer true.

# 3. winner meter = sum of all expensive toys you have (women not counted) when you die

where women is treated as toy, you need to refer to equation #2.

# 4. On cutting girls for organs in Chinese malls.

Scary Disaster = Recession + Poverty + Corruption + Poor Governance

No comments:

Post a Comment