If I run for president, I will be successful (except I have to change my birth certificate or the Constitution).
I put my dirty hand on the holy Bible, I would be shot by two bullets,
one from the white extremist and the other from the black extremist. So
it is better to enjoy life than dying for my dumb ego, which will die when the body dies.
In addition, no one can understand my
English, so I have to speak in Chinese. When I speak in the senior community, I remind the folks not to adjust their hearing aids as it is my poor English. Of course, it is from my dream and it is classified as joke of the day.