They should be many. Here are my share.
Trump will build a better white house financed by donations like the wall by Mexicans. It will be painted yellow to avoid racism and it will be built by illegal aliens for the least cost without union intervention.
He will lease it out with an option of extending for another 4 years.
He will receive one dollar for his annual salary, so he still qualifies to pay zero for ObamaCare.
His wife will win the beauty pageant for presidents and first ladies.