Whom do you trust: Your evil politician or your friendly prostitute?

Do you trust our politicians more than the prostitutes?

No matter whether it is East or West, prostitutes are more trustworthy than politicians. Both are the eldest professions. Politicians use the professional service of a prostitute, but not the other way round.

Prostitutes provide a basic human service (after food and shelter), especially in Chinese society where there is a big gender imbalance. Politicians do not.

The entertainment value has no match.

Both lie and tell you what you want to hear. Prostitutes sooth your body and inflate your ego, while the politicians make you stupid and rob your money.

Prostitutes work hard for your money, while politicians cheat hard for your money.

Both only accept cash only and usually under the table.

Viagra is a wonderful product that opens up new market for older clients to prostitutes. It makes them fully employed, a deed that our politicians fail to accomplish.

Why one professional is legal and the other one is not? The legal status should be switched.

The above is from my observation, and not from my personal experience.

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This is one of the many jokes from the lengthy book (595 pages) The Art of Investing.

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