Saturday, October 8, 2016

Joking with the Chinese waitress



This joke always works. I told the waitress from China that her Mandarin was no good as she could not understand my Mandarin.

She tried to sell me another drink. I told her due to my lack of certain enzyme I would not be responsible after the second drink.

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Why the passengers in the cruise ship eat that much?

They would survive longer when the ship sinks. Does this joke work?

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