From Air Force One to Prison One

I read:

Brokers make annual reports to the IRS on dividends, cap gains, etc. The Cayman Islands trustee is under no such obligation. So how do we know if Romney paid all his US income taxes that were due under law? 


My reply:

No, it is called tax invasion and you can go to jail for that.

If Romney were elected, he could go to jail. It is funny how he would govern the country in Prison One and how he would see the foreign heads in his cell during visiting hours and using the prison phones. It would be a Kodak moment when they tried to touch and kiss each other via the isolation glass. 

When Romney asks whether you want to stay overnight, make sure he means the White House, not the big house.
 
At least he got free dental care, the first one to get flu shots, free sex change (in Mass.), early release when the prison is full... 

On the bright side, he would be pardoned together with the other turkey on Thanksgiving Day.