Thursday, May 3, 2012

Is Social Security going to survive?

Contrary to popular belief, SS will not run out of cash. The politicians will not allow so otherwise they'll not be re-elected. Some simple steps:

1. Move money from the budget or just print more money.

2. Tax more like the coming extra for Medicare from your pay check.

3. Immigrate more young and hard working foreigners. Ensure you do not let their parents come in to collect SSI.

4. Reduce the aged population with fast food deals for seniors, early bird specials, more legalized drugs specific for seniors, unlimited alcohol for seniors (a stone killing seniors in the car and others in the street),  guns for recreation for seniors, free sex for folks over 70 every night at all senior centers... 


As long as they die happy, every one is happy.
 

5. Incentive to die early. If they suffer, let them die peacefully. Give them tax credit on estate to die below their life expectancy. How about one extra percent exemption for each year below life expectancy? There is a lot of saving if we can cut the most expensive health care in the last two years for most.


6. Give seniors Viagra free. It will make prostitutes fully employed with new customers from that age group. It is a promise that Obama could not accomplish except by his 'body' guards (whose body?) - foreign employment does not count! Excessive exercise will end their lives earlier and happily. A personal observation.

7. Write to Dr. Ruth for more practical solutions.

2 comments:

  1. Social security was a good plan. It gives us a safety net. However, the plan was designed for folks to die around 65, so you collect about 5 years of social security on average. It is also designed to have more folks working but it has been changed since the baby boomers after WW2.

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  2. The payment may have to be reduced with the fiscal cliff that will limit the deficit.

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