Making fun of Bill

I agree that Microsoft is a fundamentally sound company with the huge cash flow from Windows and Office updates. For the last 10 years, they do not have much show for that could be larger than Google and Apple combined. However, the stock is very under priced with all the metrics.

Just for fun. Every box of Windows should include the following:

1. This software could lower your productivity.
I do not know why the old version of Windows just read any of my spreadsheets without hesitation, but not the current ones.

Sometimes we like to control your keyboard. At least the intention is good. At worst, you just reboot and lose your current work. No big deal to us.

2. This software could crash any time.
The old version crashes once a year, and this one once a week. Gates will give you the ignorant folks a new term: progress in reverse.

3. This software could screw up your files.
Do not be too alarmed as you can pay us to fix it and major credits are accepted.

4. Your OS may not be able to bring up.
My 3 year old hit a certain key to crash the system when it was being brought up.

5. This software will upgrade by itself automatically and it will be lengthy. Hence, do not use it for important presentations unless you like your attendants to take a coffee break in the middle of it.

6. For corporate communication, try 1-800-BillGate or 1-800-BadSoftware.

7. To prove the point that a sucker never learns, update our software once every two years so to keep your IT dept busy and your managers to blame some one other than themselves.

Not to mention the bonus money for our managers who use it to stimulate the economy and helps our great country to reduce deficit and balance the budget.

The Federal, state and city employees will gladly point out the reason why they need 10 instead of 1 to do a simple job.