Republican convention - a satire or really real

Why we need to know Mitt is officially nominated or he will accept the nomination?  Who turns it down in our history? If this is the main purpose of the convention, it is a total waste of money and time that can be used to deal with our real problems such as how to cut down spending. Isn’t it ironic or demonstrating how the big government wastes our money or how big businesses buying influences? If you really do not know who will be nominated (I'm shamelessly insulting your intelligence and assuming you live in a cave for the last year), we can use YouTube to broadcast it and save millions.

The convention must be sponsored by airlines, hotels, restaurants and Florida or big businesses/special groups wanting influences. The hidden sponsors are the prostitutes, Viagra and condones. They are the winners of this convention, not the handsome Mitt and his lovely wife. All the conventioneers using other folks’ money to wine and dine are free loaders / parasites.

I like to attend any convention if someone is stupid or rich enough to pay for this unearned but lavish vacation – I’ll vote whatever you want me to. Sign me up for the Democratic Convention too. I hope it will be in Hawaii or somewhere without any hurricane and with great and expensive food as long as you will pay for it eventually.

I must be mentally retarded talking to an empty chair with a ghost rocking on it. When you guys laugh at the chair, you have more serious mental problem than I. I just want to symbolize the do nothing (beside reckless spending) by our government and even no one sits on the chair it still rocks. Hence, no government could be the best government.

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