I know one diet that really works and I'm importing it from China. Millions of thin Chinese are the best living proof. It is the tape worm therapy. You inject big-mouth tape worms under control environment into your body. You need to sign a no-sue contract but life insurance (trust me it will come in handy) is included free. They will eat up all the nutrients in your body.
The other therapy that also works is sending you to a remote location in Africa where you cannot find a TV and processed food like chips and beer. You have to perform a daily exercise by running from wild animals that could eat you alive if they catch up with you. This is the ONLY motivating exercise that works.
In either therapy, your obesity problem will be fixed. Even if the therapy fails and you die, your obesity is still fixed GUARANTEED or your money back - well money may not be useful for you then :).
If you try it and it works, please share your experience and be my spokesman /woman in my new venture.
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If you're offended and/or think the above is not a joke, please check into your neighborhood clinic to ensure what's wrong with you esp. in the sense of humor department.
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30 years ago, you cannot find fat kids in China. Now, you can find far more. It is due to:
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2. Fast food invasion.
3. Single child policy.
However, Chinese are still less chubby than the US folks. When I was in US 40 years ago, I did not remember so many fat folks. Genes plays a big role in addition to behavior which explains the Chinese fat kid problem today.
My theory is one generation of obesity would add to the next generation (the parents' genes changed and passed to us). I always have doubts in exercise and diet. However, eating fatty food, drinking beer and playing video games all day would make folks fat. Drugs could be useful but we need to see the long-term effects.