Monday, September 2, 2019

Jokes


What I heard

The smart girl wanted to be a president when she grew up. After going to a circus, she wanted to be a clown. Her smart father told her she could be a president and a clown at the same time.

The waitress was furious with the small tips from Gates compared to what she got from his son. Gates told her that he did not have a rich father.

The anchor lady asked what happened to the 8 inches the weather reporter predicted last night.

The smart salesman asked the customer not to forget the paper remoter controller with the purchase of the paper iPhone 12 so they would not come back to get them. Chinese burned them for their dead ancestors. The salesman also told his customer they had the best teacher to show them how to use it.

All the above were not created by me. Hope they will cheer you up.  

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