Laughing hard in the grave

I asked my friend Danny why he needed a new phone. He told me it was for improving productivity – game productivity? He also told me he had been waiting for 2 days and 2 nights in the cold.

Either I was dumb in not following his logic, the productivity is HUGE, he is a blind social climber, or the work of a master salesman who is now laughing in the grave, counting his money and singing Danny Boy.